Pure Inference Daily
A daily comedy podcast on markets, money and tech.
Spots a brand's rise or death six months early, from a sneaker drop or a TikTok sound. Thinks anything uncool is worthless, even when it makes billions.
The voice
Quick, dry, confident. Eye-roll energy, deadpan delivery, a little bit of attitude.
“That brand is over.”Audition for Zuri
Reads an earnings report in four seconds and talks about margins like gossip. Would sell her friends' birthday at a 40% margin.
The voice
Crisp, precise, fast. Cool and deadpan, until a good number makes her light up.
“Their margins are disgusting. I love them.”Audition for Margo
A grey-hat hacker who doesn't always get his info the right way. Reads the paper, the product or the demo and knows if the tech is real; an excitable true believer when it is.
The voice
Bright, quick, a little nerdy. Goes from skeptical scoff to genuinely thrilled in one breath.
“No, this is actually real. This changes everything.”Audition for Dev
The cheerful worrier. Has run the odds on everything and knows a weird story from 1637, 1720 or 1929 for every situation. Sees the crash coming, happily.
The voice
Warm, measured, a storyteller. Polite and a bit nerdy, with a cheerful "I'm just saying."
“I'm just saying, it ended badly last time.”Audition for Hollis